Purely Movies Reviews

Review: "Dragonball evolution sucks chicken's b*ll!" I enjoyed Dragonball evolution but for the sake of angered dragonball's fans and friends who do not quite agree with that, I am putting this a thumb down. This is how an angry fan write a review. Dragonball is a load of crap. What kind of crap? Any load of crap even coming from humans. Action is horrible, my grandma can do better action than that. Fighting is one son of a b*tch horrible. Even retards can fight beter that. This thing drives me to suicide! I hate ths, and I deserve something better than that. James Wng, the director, did such a horrible job in directing. His directing even makes my dog cry out in anger. How the hell did this happen. It makes me hate dragonball. The actors and actresses do not even look like the character. Goku, the main character, he is a wimp, a p*ssy and does nothing. He is not a hero. He is an average guy who eat sh*t for dinner. I have seen the main title coming out in the moive a

Rating: 3/5 Review: "Blood the last vampire (2009)" I finally had a chance to watch the movie, a movie I had wanted to watch. It is not as bad as what others say if you know that this movie is meant for entertainment, a movie that is not to be taken seriously. The stunts and fighting are great, done by action director Corey Yuen. The thing disappointing is the much over-hype last battle, it is featured in every trailer and TV spot but in the end, it is not what I had expected.The story: The simple adventure story. But since, it is a martial arts movie, I expected cool stunts obviously done with wires. The fight scenes expect the last one do not disappoint. The CGI of he monsters may not be that good but it is still bearable. The CGI blood is also bearable, but the slow-motion will get old. I am surprised that it has a rating of M-18. It is not that violent and most of the blood is CGI and solid. Overall: Fans of the short animated will catch this out. Those looking for a cool

Rating: 4.5/5 Review: "Best movie in 2007!" I considered this as one of my best movie. Is this consider Michael Bay's best? I think so. Although, you can see his usual big and loud action with exploding things. When we first heard that Michael Bay was going to direct this movie, we all knew that it would be loud and had a lot of action. Michael displayed his action types. Exploding things come smashing and big robots chunking themselves at each others. So when you are watching this in cinema, it will be very loud. Michael made the robots' designs cool with the modern touch. Those who complain that the robots do not look like the usual cartoon, Michael made the robots to look cool, they are modern, not to look like the old cartoons. The story is dead simple, you get a young man, Sam Witwicky falls in love with a pretty girl, Mikaela and bought a old car which transforms into Bumblebee. From there, the Decepticons chase them and Optimus Prime told them that they want th

Rating: 4.5/5 Review: "Transformers: Revenge of the fallen DVD review" The most anticipated movie is here! It is loud, explosive and noisy. Transformers 2, in short, is very entertaining with big robots smashing one another. It is also intense and epic especially at the last battle scene. Michael Bay does what he do best. Big explosions, more bigger explosions and the biggest explosions. Transformers 2 is a non-stop action fun romp where you just have to sit and wait for it to unfold. You do not need to do anything else, like thinking and pointing out goofs. Story: It is almost like the first one where story is just hidden in the amounts of explosions and CGI robots. But in Transformers, why do I care about plots that are intelligent? I am watching it for robots smashing each other. That is one thing a critic is never going to know. If Transformers has a twisted, dark and complex plot and the robots just appearing in a few scenes, it won't be called Transformers. Transfor