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Rating: 3.4/5
Review: "The Spiderwick Chronicles DVD review"
Rating: 2.9/5
Review: "Shaolin Girl DVD review"
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The spiderwick Chronicles is a fun and entertaining movie. You get to see monsters, magical creatures etc. Special effects are good, the story is simple but entertaining. The 1 hour and 35 minutes movie manages to entertain with its magical creatures, intense action scenes and evil monsters. It is worth the watch.
DVD special features-Rating: 2/5
Yuck! Why did this entertaining movie get such crap extras? Can't the extra even be decent? The extras include a simple making of (8 minutes) and a featurette of Spiderwick Chronicles' world (7 minutes). The rest is yuck! You get to explore the creatures' design and bio. And these are all. The making of is okay and simple. I am surprised that it did not cover on the special effects. The featurette is boring and it is only for kids who can't get enough of this fantasy world. All we get is 15 minutes of extras. Disappointing.
Shaolin Girl is *yawn* but it is not that boring. It is disappointing, no real action until the last part of the movie. And even that, the fight is not good. The motion and way they fight are slow until you lose patience and say "What the hell! The story is slow and even the action is slow!" and you throw the DVD cover at the screen. "F the director! He can't even create a decent fight scene." It spends a lot of time on girl's sport and obviously the comedy is weird. There is a fat ass who likes eggs so much that he...sucks the egg yolk when the egg is cracked. Overall, it is bearable but disappointing. It cannot even deliver the action scenes.
DVD special features-Rating: 0/5
The DVD is shit! No special features! Not only the movie is disappointing, the DVD is also disappointing. F this DVD. This thing is an outrage!

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