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Review: "Dragonball evolution sucks chicken's b*ll!"

I enjoyed Dragonball evolution but for the sake of angered dragonball's fans and friends who do not quite agree with that, I am putting this a thumb down. This is how an angry fan write a review.

Dragonball is a load of crap. What kind of crap? Any load of crap even coming from humans. Action is horrible, my grandma can do better action than that. Fighting is one son of a b*tch horrible. Even retards can fight beter that. This thing drives me to suicide! I hate ths, and I deserve something better than that. James Wng, the director, did such a horrible job in directing. His directing even makes my dog cry out in anger. How the hell did this happen. It makes me hate dragonball. The actors and actresses do not even look like the character. Goku, the main character, he is a wimp, a p*ssy and does nothing. He is not a hero. He is an average guy who eat sh*t for dinner.

I have seen the main title coming out in the moive and I vomited in my pants. I should sue them for ruining my $1000 pants and $300 for seeing a doctor. I paid only $8 for the movie. I know I have done bad things in my life but I should deserve better. This thing is a disgrace. My father shook his head and went to sick bay after watching this. It drove my mother to mental hospital. I am so sad and depressed. Dragonball evolution should die although it is not a human. I rate this -1000/5. It is the most terrible thing I have seen on earth. Even dogsh*t is better to look at.

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Wow. Note: it is pure fiction. Nothing happen. I am not a dragonball fan and I enjoyed it. If it is for purely entertainment, it is okay. I rate it 3/5. At least, it is better than Uwe Boll's movies.

DVD special features- Rating: 3.5/5

You get a slightly interesting interview with Goku (24 minutes), a gag reel that is not even supposed to be funny (2 minutes). The boring video about how Goku fights in the movie, I can just do that by looking at the movie (3 minutes). A random music video with a random guy singing (3 minutes), where is the music video, Rule. You finally gets a making of (9 minutes) and deleted scenes which are also boring (11 minutes).

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